What the human doesn't know...

I have decided that The Human can't be trusted to tell the full story of how us, The Rulers (known to some of you as "cats" - gross!), are taking this transition.  So, while I suffocate the human as she sleeps, I know I have her knocked out long enough to let you know how life is for me, Madam Curious (or, as The Human so grotesquely calls me, "Lil' MC"), and my brother, Baron von Munchhaussen (like he has earned a title - whatever!).  Since our lives have been relatively short, I suppose I can do the condensed version of our lives.